When I was growing up, my mom used to chide us kids when we had a "hissee fit" over something. I always liked that phrase, and still use it from time to time. Usually, my kids will respond with a dull look and the question, "What's a hissee fit?" before returning to their outburst.
Over the weekend, we were in a candy store where I saw the amazing Big Fat Hissee Fit Gummy Snake.
Of course, I had to get one to send to my mom. She will never eat it, but that's probably a good thing. Nearly 36 inches of gummy snake candy could do some nasty things to a body.